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Name: David Gerard
Real name: Red Drag Diva/Nile Evil Bastard
E-mail address: see above
Web page: http://acgpix.50megs.com/
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.gothic, alt.religion.scientology, various others as I feel like
Length of time on the 'net: First found it 1988. Heavy duty late '94 on.
Length of time as a net.goth: Mid-'95. Blame alt.gothic for luring me back to this black-clad place. And the sxxy deth chyx, of course.
Place of residence: Fitzroy, Vic.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: XY.
Age: 34
Height: 194cm
Weight: 95kg or so.
Hair for this week: B-L-O-N ... I don't care!
Natural hair colour: ... ... ... brown and grey.
Eyes: Bloooooooo.
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: None. Gonna get the nipples done, though.
Preferred clothing: Leather jacket, black shirt, grey jeans, black shoes. This is corporate clothing. "Dress to depress." In my *own* time, I wear a suit. And the hat, of course!
Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes: RSA algorithm T-shirt, the one they gave away to 'celebrate' their patent running out. Bwaaahahaha.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: Oh God, do you really think I'm telling you?

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: BOFH
But I'd really like to be a: bigger BOFH
When I was ten I wanted to be: a gynaecologist. I knew roughly what it was.
Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): all of them.
Availability status: Take a number.
Sexual preference: Yes please.
Religion: SubGenius.
Pets: Four cats. My four hungry daughters.
Your worst habit: Utter disorganisation.
Perky/mopey/neither: Perky with *splat* bits.
I would describe my dancing style as: On crack.
Most of your money gets spent on: Eating out.
Dietary classification: Yes please.
Liver: Appears to still be there.
Hobbies: http://acgpix.50megs.com/

FAVOURITES:

Band: Music is too big to have a favourite.
Love song: "Sister Ray"
Dance-like-a-maniac song: All of them!
Pub: Blue Velvet
Club: Blue Velvet
Book/genre/author/poet: Don't have a single one.
TV show: Powerpuff Girls!
Actor/actress: Buttercup.
Movie: Fight Club
Artist/artwork: Craig McCracken
Animal: C'mon, *how* many cats do I have?
Food: Yes please.
Drink: Oh, *yes* please.
Texture: Silk, velvet, microfibre
Place to go: Blue Velvet
Way to go: Sober with intent

MISCELLANY:

What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow? The music. What keeps me here is the sxxy deth chyx (of all genders).
What do you wear to bed? I haff condom!
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body parts? But of course!
If we made "ACG - The Movie" - who would play you? Patrick Stewart in a long blond wig.
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would you like it to be? Enough money.
What is your greatest fear? Taking my job too seriously.
Your last five holidays were where? Walhalla, at home sick in bed in Fitzroy, at home in Hawthorn, looking for a house, visiting Perth.
Which cartoon character are you? Bubbles!
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? Nice boots, nice breasts ... existing and not being crap.
Can you keep a secret? I'm getting better.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Stupidity.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Good sex.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: I want to make love to you all!