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Maccad

STATS:

Name: Maccad.
Real name: David.
E-mail address: maccad AT ubergoth DOT net
Web page: http://www.ubergoth.net/maccad/
Other newsgroups you frequent: Frequent? HA!
Length of time on the 'net: About, ooh, yay long -> <- five or so years now?
Length of time as a net.goth: See above.
Place of residence: At the moment, it's No Fixed Address.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: XwhY
Age: Oh-so-old, me knees are givin' in. 21.
Height: Short.
Weight: As wide as I am tall, if that's any indication.
Hair for this week: Short, blue on top, black underneath.
Natural hair colour: Black.
Eyes: They taste like chicken, but with a kind of gooey centre.
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Two earrings and a labret piercing. No tatts. I have some neato surgical scars!
Preferred clothing: Concealing.
Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes: Converse sneakers, pop-kiddie gear, my silver raver jacket thingy.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: A NIN cap. Oy vay.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Design student, phone monkey, office peon
But I'd really like to be a: Professional illustrator and comic book artist/writer
When I was ten I wanted to be: An orthopedic surgeon
Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): I think that would be classed as pedophilia. Kidding! Kidding! None.
Availability status: Look, don't touch.
Sexual preference: Ixnay on the ickysquay.
Religion: Lapsed Catho.
Pets: Teddy, Punky, Balloon, Chocolate, Partyman, Christina and Sheepy (all stuffed toys)
Your worst habit: Incessant pop culture quoting
Perky/mopey/neither: Prozac
I would describe my dancing style as: Erratic
Most of your money gets spent on: Burger King
Dietary classification: All five food groups: choc, burger, chip, pasta, nicotene
Liver: Still there
Hobbies: Movies, Playstation, walking, soccer (with hooligan rules!), webdesign, illustration, comic writing/drawing, scriptwriting, writing fast food criticisms

FAVOURITES:

Band: Bis.
Love song: "Until She Comes" by The Psychadelic Furs.
Dance-like-a-maniac song: "Lord of the Flies" by Cubanate.
Pub: The Townie.
Club: Vortex.
Book/genre/author/poet: "Understanding Comics" by Scott McCloud / Horror /
Clive Barker / Keats
TV show: Degrassi High - Junior and Regular varieties
Actor/actress: Joey Lauren Adams (that voice!) / Martin Donovan
Movie: The Breakfast Club
Artist/artwork: Too numerous to mention. A number of comic artists.
Animal: Canine.
Food: Burger King/Hungry Jacks grilled chicken burger
Drink: Alcoholic; Vodka, straight, no ice. Non-alcoholic; Pepsi
Texture: Warm and fuzzy
Place to go: Anywhere with a bed, good company, and tea.
Way to go: Trains. My grandfather worked the switches, it runs in the blood.

MISCELLANY:

What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow? Ninjas. It's all about the ninjas.
What do you wear to bed? Old man PJ's.
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body parts? No, I eat from the legs up so they can watch their own grisly demise.
If we made "ACG - The Movie" - who would play you? Danny DeVito, if I'm lucky.
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would you like it to be? On my desk: money (boring, yeah, but it's true!) In my lap: as light as possible so as not to damage da goods.
What is your greatest fear? "Hey Hey It's Saturday" returning to commerical television
Your last five holidays were where? I can't remember, I haven't had a proper holiday in six or seven years. Newcastle was the last I remember.
Which cartoon character are you? All of them, at various points in time.
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? A mickey in my drink.
Can you keep a secret? Yes, which is why I'm a dull conversationalist.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? The number of people in it.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Swallowing a flaming poodle.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Not particularly.