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Neef

STATS:

Name: Neef
Real name: Neef (those old enough to know will know)
E-mail address: neef@vurt.net (are we seeing a pattern here?)
Web page: http://neef.vurt.net (Mein Godt! There it is again!)
Other newsgroups you frequent: a.g.r (lurk)
Length of time on the 'net: 7/8 years (from day one)
Length of time as a net.goth: approx 4-5 years
Place of residence: North Carlton : Melbourne

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: XY with some blusher around the nucleus.
Age: 25 chronological: 5 mental: 7 remembered.
Height: Somewhere around just the right height to avoid vertigo in the morning.
Weight: Nothing a good drug or alcohol addition cant fix: To0 heavy.
Hair for this week: Bleach blonde (have you seen my underwear around anywhere?)
Natural hair colour: Ash Blonde (Im sure I left it here somewhere!)
Eyes: Blue
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: 4 tattoo's: design on right calf, barcode on left calf, Jigsaw peice by Enigma on lft shoulder, Big Fuck off scorpian on lower back. 5 pericings: 1 Septum, 4 Left ear.
Preferred clothing: Winter: Boots, Long coats, scarfs and Sunglasses. Summer: Shorts and Boots, oversize tshirts and festy old man jacket.
Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes: Tye died Addidas tshirt (about 10 years old) The Akira Tshirt doesnt count.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: All those that have seen my pre-school photo's will know.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Associate Sysadmim/Angry Young Man/Yuppie
But I'd really like to be a: Rich Angry Young Man/Yuppie with a coke habit.
When I was ten I wanted to be: An Astronaut. Nowdays I just get to visit the huge empty space inside my head.
Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): 5
Availability status: Between 6-8 weeknights. Rates Negotiable.
Sexual preference:
Religion: First disciple of the church of Our Lord, Jesus Of the Holy Trepanning and more Importantly Grand Vizier and High Priest Of the Church of Joey. Seriously: None.
Pets: Two cats. One Goth, 5 fish and a Colony of hyper intellegent super Rats waiting to take over the world.
Your worst habit: You expect me to answer this? Ask P :)
Perky/mopey/neither: Neither.
I would describe my dancing style as: Violent.
Most of your money gets spent on: Rent, Dvd's, Comics
Dietary classification: Vegetarian by proxy.
Liver: Pickled.
Hobbies: Strangling small furry animals.

FAVOURITES:

Band: Messiah.
Love song: I wish you were a beer - Cycle Sluts from Hell.
Dance-like-a-maniac song: JJJ : KMFDM.
Pub: Gin Palace (thats a pub isnt it?)
Club: Wall St (now Hi Fi bar)
Book/genre/author/poet: Anything by Michael Marshall Smith : Spares for Preference. OR Jeff Noon.
TV show:
Actor/actress:
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Artist/artwork:
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Food:
Drink: Alcohol.
Texture:
Place to go: Bed.
Way to go: Drunk.

MISCELLANY:

What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow? I was a very dirty child, My parents dressed me in black to hide the dirt :)
What do you wear to bed? Whatever I want.
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body parts? Sometimes. It depends on how Im feeling.
If we made "ACG - The Movie" - who would play you? No Idea. Id like to be a shadowed figure that is only seen as His hand reaches into the light to grab another Bottle of Ellis 100% proof whiskey. The shots of the Dj booth can be Suitably and artistically obscured or shadowed.
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would you like it to be? Complete happiness or the means to attain it.
What is your greatest fear? Fear itself.
Your last five holidays were where? Holidays?
Which cartoon character are you?
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? An offer I cant refuse.
Can you keep a secret? Im not allowed to say.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Tough question, I dont think I can answer.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Alcohol.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Nope.