Mr Q.Z. Diablo
STATS:
Name: Mr Q. Z. Diablo
Real name: As always, left as an exercise for the reader.
E-mail address: diablo@prometheus.humsoc.utas.edu.au
Web page: Nope
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.gothic, rec.music.makers.synth, some BSD ones, alt.activism.death-penalty, rec.arts.horror.movies
Length of time on the 'net: Since 1990.
Length of time as a net.goth: Notagoth
Place of residence: Slowbart.
APPEARANCE:
Chromosomal makeup: Eyeliner occasionally. What? Oh! That's what you men. I'm a boy.
Age: Too damned old
Height: 6'0"
Weight: Carrying rather too much.
Hair for this week: Same as ever. Mouse brown.
Natural hair colour: See above.
Eyes: Two. Grey-blue.
Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: Nil.
Preferred clothing: The wrong kind of black.
Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes: See above.
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: Bush jacket and desert boots.
LIFESTYLE:
Occupation: Systems Administrator
But I'd really like to be a: Sex god.
When I was ten I wanted to be: A fighter pilot.
Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): That would be telling.
Availability status: Kind of.
Sexual preference: Grrls.
Religion: Atheistic Agnostic Anglo-catholic.
Pets: Nil.
Your worst habit: I'm perfect in every way.
Perky/mopey/neither: Mopey.
I would describe my dancing style as: Hopeless.
Most of your money gets spent on: Alcohol.
Dietary classification: Omnivoure.
Liver: Still holding out despite my best efforts.
Hobbies: Golf, strangling animals and masturbation.
FAVOURITES:
Band: Underworld (mk II)
Love song: Some Journey (Suzanne Vega)
Dance-like-a-maniac song: Tosh (Fluke)
Pub: Depends on my mood.
Club: Nothing worth going to down 'ere anymore.
Book/genre/author/poet: _City_of_Women_ (David Ireland)/Cyberpunk/David Ireland/Samuel Taylor Coleridge
TV show: Daria.
Actor/actress: Not bothered.
Movie: BLADE RUNNER
Artist/artwork: "The Gates of Hell" (Rodin)
Animal: Theraphosoid Arachnids.
Food: Depends on mood.
Drink: Cool climate pinot noir.
Texture: Skin.
Place to go: Anywhere but Queensland.
Way to go: Dude!
MISCELLANY:
What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow? Music, sxxy deth chyx, the usual really. Nicer crowd than you'll find in most other subcultures.
What do you wear to bed? Pyjamas.
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body parts? No.
If we made "ACG - The Movie" - who would play you? A fattened-up Julian Sands.
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would you like it to be? A particular grrl.
What is your greatest fear? Being alone.
Your last five holidays were where? UK/Europe, Melbourne, Sydney, Tahiti, Indonesia/Singapore
Which cartoon character are you? Stimpy.
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work? "Nice boots..."
Can you keep a secret? Sometimes.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? Right wingers.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? Alcohol.
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Well, I'd like to thank God and my mum and my producer and my agent and...
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