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T.Y. Watson

STATS:

Name: T.Y. Watson
Real name: Thubten Yeshe Andrew Hulse-Watson
E-mail address: ty#connect.net.au
Web page: people.connect.net.au/~ty/ (i put crap here)
Other newsgroups you frequent: aus.hi-fi, aus.audio-visual.home-cinema, alt.comedy.standup, alt.music.tea-party, alt.tastless.jokes
Length of time on the 'net: 6-7 years
Length of time as a net.goth: 0, i'm not a goth I tells ya.
Place of residence: Balaclava

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: White Guy, Scottish, Irish, English
Age: 21
Height: more than 6'
Weight: 110-115kg
Hair for this week: red (fire/pillar box red/dark tulip)
Natural hair colour: fair/brown
Eyes: watery blue
Scars: scar under bum fluff on chin, got hit by a car as a kid, two scars (entry/exit wounds) on right cheek where i got hit by some flying glass which i had removed a week later. Other: I have an extra nipple approx 15cm below my right one.
Preferred clothing:
Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes:
The daggiest thing I ever wore was: Either my cream cords (age 7) with large iron on brown patches on the knees (cheers mom). Or the last night of paladin i wore my jim-jam's till 2pm

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Tech Support/Bouncer
But I'd really like to be a: millionare giggolo
When I was ten I wanted to be: shrug, electrician, gymnast
Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): none come to mind
Availability status: Happily single, but still looking
Sexual preference: Mmmm warm hole...Straight
Religion: Bhudhist
Pets: NA
Your worst habit: Too damm friendly
Perky/mopey/neither: Generally perky, sometimes angry, only recently discovered mopey (it's kinda dull)
I would describe my dancing style as: Fuk'n weird
Most of your money gets spent on: Feeding my materialistic desires (technology/clothes), friends.
Dietary classification: Whatever, I'll probably eat it.
Liver: a few more payments to go.
Hobbies: Yup i got some somewhere...being sociable

FAVOURITES:

Band: The Tea Party
Love song: fuck i don't know, smack ma bitch up?
Dance-like-a-maniac song: Hey boy. Hey girl, Hardware - Soundshock.
Pub: Espy
Club: Sunnyside up
Book/genre/author/poet: David Gemmell, not Terry Pratchett
TV show: Simpsons, futurama, evangelion
Actor/actress: Christian Slater?, Sigourne Weaver?
Movie: Fight Club, Resevior Dogs, Princess Mononoke
Artist/artwork: Locals that i know. Deb Russell (painter), Aaron Fenwick (photographer)
Animal: Bears or Mercats
Food: Muffin, at the mo.
Drink: Milk, Rusty Nail
Texture: Skin
Place to go: Sahara Cafe, espy.
Way to go: 'Smoking Kills Communism' 2053 post war cigarette label

MISCELLANY:

What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow? -- Probably thos damm role players.
What do you wear to bed? -- What ever appeals at the time - PJ's ATM, winter.
Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before progressing to other body parts? -- nope
If we made "ACG - The Movie" who would play you? -- Kevin Smith (Silent Bob), Jet Li, Cathryn Zeta Jones.
If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall in your lap, what would you like it to be? -- Answer Witheld.
What is your greatest fear? -- anger.
Your last five holidays were where? -- Holidays??
Which cartoon character are you? -- Eva01?
If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?
Can you keep a secret? -- Probably, i don't get told them very often.
Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world? -- Unnecessary Violence.
What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside? -- Waking up next to someone, friend or partner
Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Anyone looking for a room in balaclava?