STATS STUFF:

Name: Beagle
Real name: Thomas Beagle
E-mail address: thomasb@sapphire.co.nz
Web page: http://210.48.125.53
Other newsgroups you frequent: nz.*, alt.goth*, rec.autos.mazda.miata, alt.peeves
Length of time on the 'net: 1988 was the first taste
Length of time as a net.goth: a year or so
Place of residence: Wellington

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: Male
Age: 27
Height: 1.85m
Weight: 75kg and still can't believe it
Hair for this week: Black, of course.
Natural haircolor: Dark brown
Eyes: Green
Tattoos: When I stop changing who I am, *then* I'll get one. (IE, never.)
Piercings: 2 (left ear)
Preferred clothing: Black trousers (not jeans), walking boots, black formal shirt, black trenchcoat, silver jewellery. Occasionally wears stuff like skirts and fishnet tops.
Caught in the act clothes*: Same. I love my job. :-)

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Professional Computer Geek
But I'd really like to be a: I'm happy.
Martial status: Single
Mating status: Easy and tired
Sexual preference: Seem to prefer females
Religion: Hard corse atheist beset with doubts
Hours of sleep per day: 6
Time of day when you're at your best: All the time, baby.
Pets: One day my beagle will come.
Dietary classification: Food is nice.
Perky/mopey/neither: Perky.
Liver: Fine, don't like alcohol much
Hobbies: Walking, driving, life, music, Net

FAVOURITES:

Band: Bauhaus, Cure, David Bowie, Shihad
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter
Pub: No
Cafe: Fidels, Treehouse
Club: I wish.
Epitaph: No regrets.
Book/author: Robertson Davies. The normal geek stuff (Pratchett, Adams, etc.). Lots of other stuff.
TV show: They all suck.
Actor/actress: Winona Ryder at about the time she made Heathers.
Movie: Drowning by Numbers, Terminator, Raising Arizona, Braindead
Artist/artwork: Pre-raphaelite
Animal: Beagle (doh!)
Food: Roast chicken and white bread sandwiches
Drink: Diet Coke. Lady Gray Tea
Texture: I'm a sensualist, I like all of them.
Place to go: For long walks up hills

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?

1) a fun partner
2) an internet connection and appropriate system
3) a small village who worships me as a god

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: Kill them all and let God sort them out.

What is your greatest desire right now: to be a hedonist

What pisses you off the most: not much. Selfishness.

What has the exact opposite effect: Spiritually uplifting sex

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: Is anyone going to bother reading this?