STATS STUFF:

Name: Maccad
Real name: David Bryan McDermott (Wow! Bryan - with a "Y"!)
E-mail address: maccad@goth.net (because I can't apply for gaf.net yet)
Web page:http://www.goth.net/~maccad/
Other newsgroups you frequent: Varies. alt.gothic lurking mostly. alt.tv.simpsons, alt.music.thecure, alt.music.depechemode
Length of time on the 'net: 1 year.
Length of time as a net.goth: 1 year . . . more if BBS's count.
Place of residence: Chatswood, Sydney

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: -XY (I Can't Believe It's Not Testosterone)
Age: Close enough to 19
Height: Short
Weight: Pudgy
Hair for this week: Shoulder length, blow-dried straight
Natural haircolor: Black. Not raven black, that piffy nearly brown black.
Eyes: Hazel-ish
Tattoos: I'm a woos.
Piercings: I'm a *complete* woos.
Preferred clothing: Black and concealing. XL to cover my fat.
Caught in the act clothes*: Grunge-y (when painting), Blue and White striped PJs. Like Columbia's from Rocky Horror without the tit-hole.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Design Student
But I'd really like to be a: Director. Or a lead singer in a band.
Martial status: Ha.
Mating status: Haha! None.
Sexual preference: I don't have one. Asexual.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: None. One acg'er has tried before though. You know who you are.
Religion: Catholic.
Hours of sleep per day: Required - 14 Achieved - 4
Time of day when you're at your best: 3 am. Seriously.
Pets: None.
Dietary classification: Anything. Anchovy Pizza. Bacon Deluxes.
Perky/mopey/neither: Shy.
Liver: Two-can alcohol tolerance. Lightweight.
Hobbies: Hating myself!

FAVOURITES:

Band: The Cure
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Spice Girls. Maybe bis, if only for the reason that they're so damn perky! But they rule!
Pub: Not really.
Cafe: Not really.
Club: Crypt.
Epitaph: "Eternal rest grant to him O Lord, and let perpetual light shine unto him."
Book/author: Vivia, Tanith Lee
TV show: The Simpsons
Actor/actress: Christina Ricci
Movie: The Breakfast Club
Artist/artwork: Too many
Animal: Puppi
Food: Pizza
Drink: Kahlua and Milk
Texture: Furry
Place to go: Buggery.

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you > want with you?

1)A gun
2)A bullet
3)A working trigger finger

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: Fat. He knows how I feel.

What is your greatest desire right now: A flexible job.

What pisses you off the most: My family.

What has the exact opposite effect: Walking down a darkened street in the dark of morning with noone around.

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: I know you all hate me but I'm filling this out to pad out yet anohter few agonising minutes of my tormented existence that seems to stretch for eternity (raises back of hand to forehead)