STATS STUFF:

Name: Mark Jonathan Greenaway
Real name: as above
E-mail address: markg@alliedexpress.com.au, currently not working due to incompetence of others
Web page: Not at present
Other newsgroups you frequent: rec.music.makers.guitar, aus.computers.linux, comp.object, comp.lang.c+.moderated, comp.lang.lisp
Length of time on the 'net: About 4.5 years
Length of time as a net.goth: 9 monthes or so, if memory serves.
Place of residence: Mount Pleasant, New South Wales

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: Male
Age: 21
Height: I think I just about break 6 feet.
Weight: 51 kg on a good day. 50 kg on a bad day.
Hair for this week: Long dark brown.
Natural haircolor: Dark brown. How dark? Well, Sarah told me not to bother to dye it black(tm) because no-one would be able to tell the difference!
Eyes: Hazel
Tattoos: None.
Piercings: None.
Preferred clothing: Black poet shirt or some sort of luxurious fabric (silk, microfibre etc.). Frock coat, nice boots with a reasonable amount of polished black leather. Dress trousers.
Caught in the act clothes*: The shackles of corporate slavery.

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Junior Computer Programmer
But I'd really like to be a: Computer Programmer (I'm a bit obsessive about my diminutive official title)
Martial status: Single
Mating status: Someone's paying attention to me. I think I'll hide behind something...
Sexual preference: Het, I think...
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: 0
Religion: is a plague upon mankind.
Hours of sleep per day: 8-10.
Time of day when you're at your best: Afternoon to night.
Pets: None.
Dietary classification: Not enough, typically (cross-reference with weight above). I try to eat vegetarian meals when I can, but a lack of self-discipline coupled with feeling faint often sees me consuming a chunk of dead animal. Sometimes I try to visualise the animal getting butchered in an attempt to make myself guilty about eating it. While fun, this doesn't work very well.
Perky/mopey/neither: Variable, but edging towards the mopey/too serious end of the spectrum.
Liver: In fabulous condition, as I don't drink.
Hobbies: Guitar playing, computer programming

FAVORITES:

Band: Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death, They Might Be Giants, Nine Inch Nails. Getting more interested in The Cure, Joy Division, Siouxsie Sioux and The Damned.
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: I've no shame in the musical sense.
Pub: None.
Cafe: None. My home serves adequately.
Club: Ritual, Crypt, Sect was fun on the single occasion that I went.
Epitaph: I don't think I'm quite ready to write it yet.
Book/author: Howard Phip Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe
TV show:
Actor/actress: I don't pay much attention to films.
Movie: Addams Family, Warlock, Nightmare Before Christmas (so cute, how could one resist), Grosse Point Blank
Artist/artwork: I like Giger and surrealists.
Animal: ?!?
Food: Strawberry Cheese Cake
Drink: Tea, hot and sweet
Texture: Silk
Place to go: Home after work, hopefully to clubs on the weekend if I can persuade myself.

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?

1) GPS receiver
2) Suitable Map
3) How to construct a speed boat from sand, bodily fluids and general ill will

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: No Elvis would be preferable.

What is your greatest desire right now: To be at home, relaxing.

What pisses you off the most: The fashion police. Being over an hour and a half from work, and about the same distance from my friends in Sydney.

What has the exact opposite effect: When I actually get out occasionally. Compliments. Being hugged.

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: