STATS STUFF:

Name: Peter Caffin
Other newsgroups you frequent: Sort of in transition, actually..
Length of time on the 'net: Since Dec 1993.
Length of time as a net.goth: Probably about the same.
Place of residence: Perth, Western Australia.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosonal makeup: XY (and not KY, despite how much the letters X and K may look similar from certain angles).
Age: Will be 27 far too quickly for my liking..
Height: 5'8" or so.
Weight: No idea.
Hair for this week: Sh*rt back 'n' sides job. For any prospective employers silly enough to want to employ me.
Natural haircolor: Dark brown.
Eyes: Hazel, apparently.
Tattoos: Nil.
Piercings: Nil.
Preferred clothing:
Caught in the act clothes*: Probably counts as both: Black jeans, patterned shirt, suit jacket. Yeah, I'm a dag. I'm happy with it, though.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: Worker wannabee.
But I'd really like to be a: ISP tech support/ISP sysadmin type. No, that's a lie actually. I'd really like to be Bill Gates but have personality, style and that sort of stuff.
Martial status: Separated.
Mating status: Very happily involved. We will have been together three years come September 13th :).
Sexual preference: I'll let you know if it involves you.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: Nil.
Religion: Lapsed atheist. Fatalist. Maybe.
Hours of sleep per day: Not enough. 5-7.
Time of day when you're at your best: Most productive: 9pm - 3am. Most entertainingly chatty: 10am - 7pm.
Pets: 9 goldfish. I kid you not. They have names: Baa (nee Bastard), Connie, Val, Silver, Felicity, Lawrence, Louise, And the two algae eaters who don't have 'personalities' as such and so don't have names. They're known as 'the big one' and 'the little one'.
Dietary classification: Weaning myself off junk food.
Perky/mopey/neither: Bitser.

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?

1) Saddam Hussein,
2) Bill Clinton,
3) Paula Jones.

Now *that's* entertainment! ;)

Thin Elvis or Fat Elvis: Thin Elvis makes you think of that arrogant but dumb twonk who thought being in trashy B-Grade movies was the right thing for his movie career. Fat Elvis makes you think of that sad pathetic creature slumped on top of a toilet seat with a bottle of tablets in hand.. Hard to know which is worse.

What is your greatest desire right now: To get the Fat Elvis image out of mind.

What pisses you off the most: Real estate agents.

What has the exact opposite effect: Hearing about real estate agents who've been killed in the line of duty. There should be more of them (the ones who get killed, anyways).

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above: I'm not g*th. Dunno WTF I'm doing here posting this shite ;).