APPEARANCE:
 
Chromosomal makeup: XX.
Age: 29.
Height: 5'3".
Weight: Curvier than the average gothboy, thinner than the average gothgirl.
Hair for this week: Mucky red w/very dark roots, morbidly-fascinating grey at front.  In need of side-shaving.
Natural hair color: Browny-chestnutty-coppery-browny-thang.
Eyes: Blue.
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: Flying bat on right upper arm, gargoyle-faced capital 'D' on left
forearm, two piercings in left earlobe, lots of incidental scars (mainly from pet cats and Iggy Pop concerts).
Preferred clothing: Punk in all its beautiful mutations.  (currently very chuffed with my Toronto Maple Leafs icehockey jersey!)
Caught in the act clothes*: Richmond F.C. gear for the footy.
 [*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]
 
LIFESTYLE:
 
Occupation: Being a Medical Secretary pays the mortgage.  Being a Writer gives me headaches.
But I'd really like to be a: ...Writer who can pay the mortgage by *shock* *horror* writing.
Martial status: Proposed-to.
Mating status: Single.
Sexual preference: Beauty.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: OhGAWD.... arrmmmm.... ten.  I think.  Unless my drink-addled brain has made me forget a few.  I'd probably _like_ to forget a few.
Religion: The Force.
Hours of sleep per day: About 7, depending on when the cat wants breakfast.
Time of day when you're at your best: Frankly, I haven't been at "my best" for so long, I wouldn't have the foggiest.
Pets: Vlad the wonder cat.  Am also surrogate step-mum to Wesley, the other wonder cat.
Dietary classification: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian since 1982.
Perky/mopey/neither: Cranky.
Liver: Learning to breaststroke as we speak.
Hobbies: Writing, reading, music, daydreaming, friends, footy, movies, drinking, masturbation and misanthropy.

FAVOURITES:

Band: The Damned.  Died Pretty.  And everything from Motorhead to Mozart.
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Anyone who is "ashamed" of liking any particular music should be ashamed of themselves.
Pub: Looking for a new local due to my old favourite becoming glutted with losers, barflies and fat smarmy hippie scrags.  Best jukeboxes in Melbourne are to be found in the Lord Newry in Fitzroy and the Greyhound in St. Kilda.
Club: Pah! Don't make me snicker.
Epitaph: Still have a liking for "She Never Wore A White Bra" but am currently edging toward a simple yet effective "Fuck Off".  Maybe a sensor in the ground at the foot of the grave that, when activated, plays a sound byte of either me saying "Owwch!" or a snippet of "I'm Only Sleeping" by the Beatles.
Book/author: Too difficult to say.  I'm currently romping through "No Mercy", the official biography of The Stranglers.  And I'm eagerly awaiting the next draft of "Fateless" by Letterbomb.
TV show: At the moment - XFiles, Good News Week, Simpsons.
Actor/actress: Jack Lemmon, Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, Shirley MacLaine, Louise Brooks.
Movie: Dogs In Space, Amadeus, Love & Human Remains, the Star Wars series, Nosferatu (1922 and 1978).
Artist/artwork: Caravaggio, the Pre-Raphaelites, anything striking / beautiful / thought-provoking.
Animal: All of them, except spiders.
Food: Asian in general, Thai in particular.  Plus grapes, chocolate, salt&vinegar crisps that make yer face fall off.
Drink: Beer, tea, Egg Flip, chocolate liqueur.
Texture: An erect penis.
Place to go: Anywhere, as long as there are good people to share the experience with.
 
MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want  with you?
I've thought deeply about this question for the first time and am prepared to now answer it honestly without any flippancy whatsoever -
    1) a Soul Mate or at least a very good friend to make the time there
        bearable.
    2) a means of getting back to civilisation after about two weeks at
        the very most.

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
ALL Star Wars!

What is your greatest desire right now?
It answers to the name Jamie or Trevor.

What pisses you off the most?
Heh.  Net goths?

What has the exact opposite effect?
Keeping away from net goths?

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Hrrm...  "I'm baaaa-aaaack"?  I dunno.  "I'm back - and this time it's personal"
 

Barbarella.
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SarkyVegiPaganBiAustraPunkGothWriter
http://www.internettrash.com/users/barbarella
"Had I not been a writer, I could have been a faithful wife"
- Anais Nin.