STATS STUFF:

Name: Politenessman, PierrePressure, Joel
Real name:  David Erwin Garner (Godfather was a German POW)
E-mail address:  davgar@bombadil.apana.org.au
Web page:  Not a spider, so don't 'ave one.
Other newsgroups you frequent: aus.politics,rec.music.bagpipe
Length of time on the 'net:  8 years
Length of time as a net.goth: not really....
Place of residence:  Mayfield (the grotty industrial bitof Newcastle) NSW.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup:  Don't wear makeup.
Age:  37
Height: 198cm
Weight: 95Kg
Hair for this week: very little
Natural hair color: forget..brown?
Eyes:  Hazel! 8-)
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: Had the home-mades removed...
Preferred clothing:  Whatever's largely clean in the morning.
Caught in the act clothes*:  Blue cord shorts, any T shirt, pit boots.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation:  PA hire Op, mixer, bassist, tradesman's assistant, mail sorter (random mornings),
musical instrument salesman, keyboards/celtic harp/recorder/others, one time 8 track studio proprioter,
stage lighting trog, and other shit I've done for money...
But I'd really like to be a:  Wealthy retiree...
Martial status: S
Mating status: S
Sexual preference: Can't really remember...
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with:  0
Religion:  Lapsed Catholic, Odin Worshiper
Hours of sleep per day:  6-9
Time of day when you're at your best:  Pretty much the same
Pets:  0
Dietary classification:  solidly built....
Perky/mopey/neither: mostly perky when other folk are depressed, else cynical, sarcastic & patronising.
Liver:  Make mine a double! 8-)
Hobbies: Dark ages re-enactment, amature video production, music,
          reading, taking the milder drugs, brewing (beer & mead)
          choral singing, puppetry and other stuff...

FAVOURITES:

Band:  King Crimson
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here:  Kevin Borich
Pub: Commonwealth Hotel, cnr Bull & Union Sts, Newcastle.
Club:  Uptown Circus (now defunct)
Epitaph:  "Confusion shall be my epitaph" - King Crimson -
Book/author:  Shogun James Clavell (well, this is the book I've re-read most often).
TV show:  Mr Show (Comedy channel)
Actor/actress:  Brian Blessed
Movie:  Das Boot (at the moment)
Artist/artwork:  Gilbert Sheldon
Animal: nope
Food:  tandori chicken & fresh nan
Drink:  OP rum & coke
Texture: shark skin
Place to go:  hell

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
Medication (or I wouldn't last long anyway), brewing aperatus, and my never-failing imagination.

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?:
Neither, thanks.

What is your greatest desire right now?
To finish this inordinately long questionaire!

What pisses you off the most:
People

What has the exact opposite effect:
Chocolate

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
No, I *AM* dressed at the terminal here. Really.