Name: the fish in the pot
 Real name:  everyone's shadow
 E-mail address:  everyones_shadow@start.com.au
 Web page:  <blush no, I couldn't, honestly
Other newsgroups you frequent: either of rec.audio.high-end or rec.games.frp.misc
 Length of time on the 'net:  8 years or so
 Length of time as a net.goth:  3 years as a regular reader of acg
 Place of residence:  Adelaide (go on, I deserve your laughter or pity)

 APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup:  xy
Age:  35
Height:  7 (either 5 foot ot 1 point metres, take your pick)
Weight:  90-110
Hair for this week:  darkish
Natural hair color:  mouse brown
Eyes:  Whites -red Irises - green
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: no
Preferred clothing:  Black. Completely black.
Caught in the act clothes*: Frazzled suburban father gear (including kids)

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the  horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation:  Higher Education Officer it says on my payslip
But I'd really like to be a:  I should be dead by now
Martial status: ex :-)
Mating status:  ex :-(
Sexual preference: not abuse
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with:  a gentleman never kisses and tells and neither does a sad old virgin
Religion:  Goth (lapsed)
Hours of sleep per day:  0-5
Time of day when you're at your best:  Asleep
Pets:  I am a pet
Dietary classification:  junko-vegetarian
Perky/mopey/neither: Mopey but the drugs make me perky
Liver:  Lightly basted in a cider sauce
Hobbies: Consuming

 FAVOURITES:

Band:  As at 15:18 28/6/99 Sara K
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here:  I'd be too ashamed to be ashamed.
Pub: The Old Lion (back in its heyday)
Club: Club Mix/The Blue Room (long extinct)
Epitaph:  Help yourself
Book/author:  No one work or author in particular
TV show:  Auf Wiedersehen Pet
Actor/actress:  Chow Yun-Fat/Phoebe Cates
Movie:  Something from Hong Kong, probably
Artist/artwork:  Vytas Serelis
Animal: Windows 95
Food:  Bread
Drink:  Real Ale
Texture: cold wind
Place to go: Melbourne

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
Other than a way to leave (which is cheating):
no other people
a large water and sand proof library
the means of a comfortable death

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
A New Hope plus the Gungans. All else is soap opera.

What is your greatest desire right now?
A place to call home

What pisses you off the most: People

What has the exact opposite effect: Tolerance and acceptance

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Nuke Adelaide now!

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