my feeble attempt at adding to the great grown-up show-and-tell forum
known as the internet... i am a most-of-the-time lurker, but do pop up
from time to time (probably more off than on usenet, though!)

STATS STUFF

Name:  Miss Alexandra.
Real name: Alexandra (who would have thought?!)
E-mail address: diamanda@mindless.com
Web page: http://fly.to/parasitelost
crap neglected duran duran groupie page: http://tripod.members.com/~missalexandra/brokenvodkabottles.htm
ebay page: http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/miss-alexandra/
Other newsgroups you frequent: agf
Length of time on the 'net: 2 years
Length of time as a net.goth: still a quasi-lurker...but i guess around 2 years!
Place of residence: Inner City Melbourne
Chromosomal makeup: <pissy attempt at humour Urban Decay </pissy attempt at humour

Age: 25
Height: 5'2"
Weight: no idea.  don't hold with such concepts.  a size 10/12 on my non-eat-like-a-freak-slowly-inflate-like-ernest-borgnine days...
Hair for this week: depends on the hair falls - current fave is bloo and black and glittery.
Natural hair color: what is this natural hair of which you speak?
Eyes: puffy and under-kohled at present...blue on a good day :)
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: clacker ring. gut ring.  outdated eyebrow piercing that i refuse to
remove cos it cost so fucking much and i think there is a certain charm looking like a refugee from 1994...
Preferred clothing: home made. shiny velvety lacy pvc-y.  lots of eyelets. black.  no, make that *dark* black ;)
Caught in the act clothes*: ladybug slippers (and yes, there are witnesses!)

Occupation: malaise-ridden sewer/cynic...
But I'd really like to be a: not-so-malaise ridden sewer/cynic...
Martial status: serial monogamist - current victim has survived 4 years (and counting) ;)
Mating status: as above.
Sexual preference: trumpet players.  trust me on this.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: depends how you define intimate - if whinging and whining and pouting and general stomping of feet about boots/make up/ corsets/ etc. defines 'intimate', then the answer is a definate 'some' :)
Religion: Proud and practicing 'Rushkoff Baby'.
Hours of sleep per day: er, try days of sleep per week...
Time of day when you're at your best: late October
Pets: fugu and wasabi *meow*
Dietary classification: allergy prole
Perky/mopey/neither: hmm...not sure.  would have to ask around on that one.

Band: eclectic tastes - nancy sinatra (is she a band?) to john zorn, shonky tonk to blancmange.  its ugly, really.
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: probably all the above!
Pub: hate pubs, but the ones i hate the least are the house of fools in footscray, the empress as its in throwing up distance, and the public bar but i haven't been there in ages...
Club: still on the search for the perfect retro club...'retro' at 383 is satisfactory at present.
Epitaph: soylent puce got me in the end...
Book/author: Will Self and Ronald Searle's 'Souls In Torment'.
TV show: The Bill
Actor/actress: Joan Crawford and Joan Crawford ;)
Movie: 'M','Man who fell to earth', 'Igor and the Lunatics' and 'Whatever happened To baby jane?'
Artist/artwork: Ronald Searle, John Waterhouse
Animal: *meow*
Food: brandy snaps and anything with too much garlic, ginger and basil.
Drink: campari and rosewater
Texture: feathers.  fur.  not so much the fins...
Place to go: op shopping :) :) :)

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
My record collection and the entire contents of audiophile on st. georges road.  and sunblock.

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
More of a Eurovision girl, i am afraid...

What is your greatest desire right now:
brandy snaps and to re-live last night and have gone to Decadance instead of watching crap tv :(

What pisses you off the most:
pretentious fucks with no sense of humour :(

What has the exact opposite effect:
pretentious fucks with a great sense of humour :)

*curtsey*

miss alexandra