Name:  Neef
Real name:  Not getting me that easily
E-mail address:neef at vurt dot net Dot au
Web page:  you can look, but theres fuck all there for the moment.. www.vurt.net.au/neef
Other newsgroups you frequent: acg, ats-r
Length of time on the 'net:  long enough
Length of time as a net.goth:  Im not a goth
Place of residence:  North Melbourne

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: I told you, I'm not a goth, I dont wear makeup, neither are my chromosones, therefore they (and we) dont wear makeup.
Age: mental age : 4 Physical: 23
Height: Not tall enough to give me vertigo looking at my feet in the mornings,which is perfect for me.
Weight: Dont you know its rude to ask these kind of questions?
Hair for this week: White Crisped and Toasted Kero Flavour
Natural hair color: Havent seen natural hair colour in about 6 years..Ive forgotten.
Eyes: Bloodshot, they used to be blue but years of concentrated self abuse have changd that.
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: 3  small rhesus monkey's bolted to my cranium, a septum piercing, a
tounge piercing, 4 tattoos,(one of the fuckers still wont scan)
Preferred clothing:
Caught in the act clothes*: I thought being Caught in the act involved having NO clothes on??
[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]
Oh damn... didnt see that bit..
IM not a goth anyway...so I suppose....just about anything I own.
 

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: LART applicator
But I'd really like to be a: Sleeping
Martial status: to the best of my knowledge.. UN
Mating status: Bright Purple and Green Spots three months of the year.
Sexual preference: Psychotic women. and BreadKnives.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: NOTHING! NOTHING TRA LA LA!
Religion: 7th Day Sleepist.
Hours of sleep per day: Not enough
Time of day when you're at your best: When Im sleeping.
Pets: None.
Dietary classification: Diet? isnt that a health thing?
Perky/mopey/neither: Angry Young Man
Liver: Pickled
Hobbies: Sleeping

FAVOURITES:

Drink: GIN
Place to go: Bed

MISCELLANY:

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?:
Old...But Id rather something something borrowed and new, not to mention Blue

What is your greatest desire right now?
Sleep

What pisses you off the most:
Lack Of sleep

What has the exact opposite effect:
Sleep

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
yes..
I want to go to sleep.
Now..

Neef (work over bye bye)