Name: Nile Evil Bastard.
Real name:  Everest Motherfucker.
E-mail address:  nile-eb@iname.com
Web page:  http://xenu.netizen.com.au/
Other newsgroups you frequent: a.g, alt.religion.scientology, a.t-s.r,  net.*
Length of time on the 'net:  This were all fields when I were a lad.
Length of time as a net.goth:  1995.
Place of residence:  PO Box 2403, Richmond South 3121. It's cramped in the box, but we like to call it home.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup:  I carry the signature Z chromosome.
Age:  I am four hundert ninety three year olt wampyr. Rilly.
Height:  6'4"
Weight:  Probably pushing 100kg. Employment and domesticity are making me fat, fat, fat!
Hair for this week:  I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.
Natural hair color:  Grey.
Eyes:  Bloo.
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: Contact lenses. I can see yet!
Preferred clothing:  Black.
Caught in the act clothes*:   White.

[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation:  Tech support phone peon.
But I'd really like to be a:  System administrator. Actually, I'd like to be an aristocrat at leisure, but financial constraints do not permit this.
Martial status: Engaged.
Mating status:  Shacked up.
Sexual preference: Pulse preferred.
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with:  All of them, pretty much.
Religion: Sex is my adventure.
Hours of sleep per day:  6.
Time of day when you're at your best:  None.
Pets:  The shitty cat, the pissy cat and the loony cat.
Dietary classification:  Yes please.
Perky/mopey/neither: Perky cynic.
Liver:  Annoyingly healthy of late.
Hobbies: Usenet.

FAVOURITES:

Band:  Too many to have a favourite.
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here:  None.
Pub: Dikkins. Empress.
Club:  Gee, I really liked the Assylum in Perth in 1989/90.
Epitaph:  'He was better than you.'
Book/author:  As of next week I think it's going to be 'DNS and Bind'.
TV show:  Buffy, Rude Awakening (crap, but Sherilyn Fenn is sooooo cute!)
Actor/actress:  Shezza, mate.
Movie:  Today's is 'The Truth About Cats And Dogs.' "*I'd* fuck you!" "Oh, I know you would!"
Artist/artwork:  Gotta get this new 'Gloomcookies' comic.
Animal: The loony cat.
Food:  Yes please.
Drink:  *Yes*, please.
Texture: Silk, satin, skin, PVC when being worn.
Place to go:  Bed.

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
I'm a city boy.
 
New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
None, thank you.

What is your greatest desire right now?
A weekend.

What pisses you off the most?
Trying to pay for my improving tastes.

What has the exact opposite effect?
That I now eat well.