Name: Mr Q.Z. Diablo
Real name: Yeah, like I'm going to tell.
E-mail address: diablo@hyperion.humsoc.utas.edu.au
Web page: http://131.217.125.76/qzd/
Other newsgroups you frequent: alt.gothic; alt.pets.arachnids; alt.smokers.pipes; aus.jokes; net.subculture.gothic; rec.arts.movies.reviews (read mine, they're quite good, really); rec.humor.funny
Length of time on the 'net: 9 years
Length of time as a net.goth: Never.  Does "net.ex.goth" count?
Place of residence: You figure it out.

APPEARANCE:

Chromosomal makeup: Male
Age: 28
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 81kg
Hair for this week: Yes, it was still there last time I checked.
Natural hair color: Mouse brown.
Eyes: Two.  Grey.
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: Nil.
Preferred clothing: Basic black with occasional purple.
Caught in the act clothes*: Trackies.  Surely everyone's allowed to wear them on occasion.  Spent the
whole weekend in 'em, come to think of it.
[*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]
Not in my case.

LIFESTYLE:

Occupation: IS manager/sysadmin
But I'd really like to be a: ...Lumberjack!  Swinging from tree to tree! (hope no-one's done that one yet)
Martial status: Single.
Mating status: Huh?  I get some occasionally but have no SO if that's what you mean.
Sexual preference: Strictly hetero (how dull).
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: None to my knowledge.
Religion: Agnostic Anglo-Catholic
Hours of sleep per day: Typically 6-8.
Time of day when you're at your best: When I'm drinking.
Pets: Nil.  Looking for arachnids that take well to captivity (now _that's_ GAF).
Dietary classification: Omnivoure.  Cooked scaly fish strictly not eaten, though.
Perky/mopey/neither: Mopey.  Very mopey.
Liver: One.  Still fully functional but I'll get the bastard yet.
Hobbies: Drinking things, hitting inanimate things, hitting other inanimate things, plugging things into other things, staring at small markings on paper things, eating things, sucking on vulcanite and briar things.

FAVOURITES:
Band: Underworld
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Yes
Pub: My local is good.  Anywhere that serves the right kind of beer and has a low bogan count.
Club: If you work out where I live then you will instantly know the answer if you have any knowledge of the "places to be" down here.
Epitaph: I'm not dead yet, am I?  How am I to know?  The most likely one would be along the lines of "Here lies a miserable c*nt".
Book/author: David Ireland
TV show: Good News Week
Actor/actress: Winona, of course.  Whaddya mean she can't act?  Who cares, anyway?
Movie: Tough one...Despite its obvious flaws I'll go for BLADE RUNNER with DEAD RINGERS coming in a close second.
Artist/artwork: Any of the impressionists, both the Frogs and the Aussies.  Was very impressed with Bill Henson's photography, too.
Animal: Brachypelma smithi.
Food: Fettucine con fegatini di pollo (spelling's awry but close)
Drink: Any decent wine.
Texture: Ooh!  I've gone all funny just thinking about it.  I'd better keep it to myself, huh?
Place to go: The pub.

MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
Unlimited food, a computer with internet connection and my sampler.

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
I really couldn't give a rat's patootie about Star Wars now that I've grown up but I'd say that Episodes IV through VI have some kind of nostalgic charm.

What is your greatest desire right now:
To go the the pub.

What pisses you off the most:
Microsoft.

What has the exact opposite effect:
Good music.

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
You ask me the question and I tell you that the answer is lard.

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"Now we see the violence inherent in the sysadmin!"
http://131.217.125.76/qzd/