STATS STUFF:
Str 12 Con 10 int 14 wis 15 dex 5 cha 13

Name: Zysx
Real name: Bruce
E-mail address: gelfling@connect.net.au
Web page:  I see a little of me in everyweb page I visit. Ooo thers an S and a B  wow...
Other newsgroups you frequent: a.b.u a.g.*
Length of time on the 'net: Nine years (That fisherwoman just didn't throw me  back)
Length of time as a net.goth: 6 months (arrgghh quick throw me back....)
Place of residence: West Brunswick Melb Vic Aus

APPEARANCE: 
Usually at o - not a question.  Doh!!

Chromosomal makeup: Why o why with a bit of X thrown in (well half) (I think)
Age: Old enuf to do it again just (though what I dunno) 26
Height: 5' 14"
Weight: 85kg despite threats to make it larger
Hair for this week: More brown than red
Natural hair color: more red than brown (depends on weather)
Eyes: 2
Tattoos/ Piercings/Other bizarre manipulations: Clacking bits
Preferred clothing: As much as possible. Big coats, lots of big coats.
Caught in the act clothes*:  Um er Clothes do not make the goth (see *).
 [*caught in the act refers to caught in the act of not being goth (oh the horror!)]

LIFESTYLE:
Now you're accusing me of having style

Occupation:  Distant employee of telecom (or whichever phone company my company uses)
But I'd really like to be a: unemployeed bum with lots of money
Martial status: EEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!
Mating status: perpetually confused
Sexual preference: F or L
Number of other acg'ers you've been "intimate" with: not sure of who frequents here so I will say 1 as a conservative guess.
Religion: Apathiest
Hours of sleep per day: none during the day and a little at night
Time of day when you're at your best: morning and evening, not the middle of  the day
Pets: 1.5 cats
Dietary classification: True Omnivore (if you've tasted my cooking you would have to agree that I eat anything)
Perky/mopey/neither: Yes
Liver: I have one?
Hobbies: Any suggestions

FAVOURITES:

Band: Circle of Dust
Band that you are ashamed to admit you like on here: Spice girls.  I'd be ashamed to admit it anywhere. (I don't like em) (really I don't)
Pub: infrequently
Club: Abyss for too long.  Subclutter has too much dependance on the smoke machine.  Hey if we can't see the walls maybe it is bigger!!  Willing to broaden experience.
 Epitaph: See I was right. I was already dead. You just didn't realise it.
 Book/author: Piers Anthony
 TV show: TV? um er What are you currently watching? Is it good?
 Actor/actress: Name some I can choose from.
 Movie: It's not the movie its who you see it with.
 Artist/artwork: Too cultured for me.
 Animal: cats of all spellings.
 Food: Everything....
 Drink: Straight red cordial - dilution is a sin.
 Texture: Soft and furry.
 Place to go: Inside my head.  Damn its fun

 MISCELLANY:

If you were stranded on a tropical island, what three things would you want with you?
Food, Company(only if they were willing) and a little blue telephone box with the key just above the door.

New Star Wars or Old Star Wars?
Reagan's Star wars

What is your greatest desire right now:
Get warm and some food.

What pisses you off the most:
Too much to drink.  Baby goths teaching me how to dance.  If I'm lurking by the dance floor I have a reason.

What has the exact opposite effect:
A good scritch behind the ears

Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above:
Dunno why I have done this, maybe peer pressure.  Arrgghh everyones looking at me.  Stop stop I'll post.  That and my lurking machine failed. Quick Scotty fix the lurking device.  Anonimity.
Zysx fades back into obscurity.