Aus.culture.gothic Show and Tell 2002
STATS >:> Name: n4cat
> Real name: guess
> E-mail address: is in the header somewhere
> Web page: on it's way
> Other newsgroups you frequent: too many to list
> Length of time on the 'net: dunno
> Length of time as a net.goth: posing here for a year and a half or so
> Place of residence: Perf
> APPEARANCE:
> Chromosomal makeup: Eww! Only grrls wear makeup.
> Age: about 12
> Height: Not as tall as I'd like
> Weight:
> Hair for this week: Gone tomorrow! *snarf*
> Natural hair colour: red
> Eyes: blew
> Tattoos/Piercings/Scars/Other: scared soul
> Preferred clothing: comfortable and intimidating
> Your favourite "non-Goth" clothes: I'm so GAF I'm naked
> The daggiest thing I ever wore was:
> LIFESTYLE:
> Occupation: Hopeless DBA and useless programer
> But I'd really like to be a: homicidal maniac
> When I was ten I wanted to be: cat burgler
> Number of acg'ers with whom you've been "intimate" (snog & upwards): 0
> Availability status: not
> Sexual preference:
> Religion: sucks
> Pets: 2 cats, 11 fish, 3 children
> Your worst habit: not finishing my sente....
> Perky/mopey/neither: both and neither depending on my mood
> I would describe my dancing style as: get out of my way
> Most of your money gets spent on: bills and books
> Dietary classification: anything but fish and tomatoes
> Liver: fucked apparently and I don't drink much.
> Hobbies: sarcasm and ignorance
> FAVOURITES:
> Band: This week it's Bach
> Love song:
> Dance-like-a-maniac song: house of fun - Madness
> Pub: huh?
> Club: wha?
> Book/genre/author/poet: I like everything but am currently reading Complete idiots guide to learning latin The darkest road - guy g kay Erekose - Michael Moorcock and a le carre novel
> TV show: Daria
> Actor/actress: Daria
> Movie: Tombstone, Unforgiven, Ronin, tPB
> Artist/artwork: This minute it's monet but it will change
> Animal: Cat
> Food: everything except fish and tomatoes
> Drink: WHERE???
> Texture: smooth
> Place to go: home
> Way to go: fast
> MISCELLANY:
> What got you into this whole "goth" thing anyhow?:
What goth thing?:
> What do you wear to bed?: boxer shorts > Do you decapitate Jelly Babies and Teddy Bear biscuits before
> progressing to other body parts?: I devour them by the hand full
> If we made "ACG - The Movie" - who would play you?:
erk! I don't know Arthur Lowe?: Stan Laurel? > If one thing could suddenly appear on your desk / fall
> in your lap, what would you like it to be?: Large amounts of cash
> What is your greatest fear?: That I will be crushed by large amounts of cash landing on my desk and will then NOT BE ABLE TO SPEND IT *gasp* The Horror
> Your last five holidays were where?:
Holidays?:
> Which cartoon character are you?: erk! Basil Brush
> If someone's hitting on you - what's guaranteed to work?: being cute and female
> Can you keep a secret?: No! Damn! I mean Yes! YES! Of course!
> Who or what is your least favourite thing in the world?:
> What gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside?: roasted cotton wool
> Anything else you want to say that you don't feel is covered above?: No! oh hang on Yes!
What special features would your Action Figure have?: Comes with a prize! -- n4cat "The pain is too much," Spike Milligan wrote. "A thousand grim winters grow in my head. In my ears the sound of the coming dead." -- "I've got four options now - chainsawing goats, chainsawing sheep, chainsawing seals, or endless and inventive fornication." -- Madi learns HTML's <SELECT> element
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