"A Pointless Fairy Tale" Submitted for
ConQuest 2008

A Tabletop Game for 4 Players
The Bard looked
down upon his captive audience. He walked across the stage, sweeping
his arms up into the air and smiled at the children below as they
wriggled in their parents' laps.
“Once upon a
time... there was an enchanted land filled with damsels, dragons and
dashing heroes. The kingdom was plagued with bandits, witches, wizards
and the vilest monsters who lurked in the dark forests. It would be one
much like MYSELF who would save the land from evil and a dangerous
curse...”
“That's not
right!” cried a child's voice from the back. The Bard glared at the
child, but quickly returned to his story, louder than before.
“The leader of
the bandits has made a pact with the monsters of the forest...”
“Uh-uh! You’ve
got it all wrong!”
The Bard sighed
heavily. “The king’s only daughter had been ferried away in the middle
of the night to become the bride of the monster folk...”
“That’s not
quite true.”
“Oh do shut
up,” groaned the Bard. “I AM THE STORYTELLER young man, not YOU.”
“Yes but you’re
not telling it right. You're lying mister. Did you happen to mention
the little beast-girl? Or the ugly-carpenter? No? What about...”
The Bard
groaned once more, and set about teaching the child a thing or two
about stories!
This is a tale of a story that refuses to told the way it’s
meant to be.
Come join Pointless Mental Cruelty in the world of fairy
tales, where fantastic stories unfold and characters are hoping to
achieve their “happily ever after” (or not!).
An improvisational Game where Players set the scene.
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"A Tragic Toy Story", the first Pointless Mental Cruelty Game,
has just been run at VorpalCon 2007. It's now available to
download in PDF format on our Downloads Page.
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