Rocky
Lorenzo
Lorenzo is the real name of someone who is a writer and commentator in an imaginary existence. He has lived in Sydney (twice), Canberra and Melbourne (also twice). What he likes best about Rocky is marrying Morgan, errr Frank. His hair, when he had it, was almost blonde. He has never had much of a tan. Any cute guys inspired by his performance are welcome to express this.
Ollie
Ollie is loud, rude, frequently obnoxious, and owns a very cute ginger cat. A very talented actor, despite allergies to satin.Last seen pretending to be Napolean, he is said to harbour dreams of European conquest, and allegedly frequently mutters 'Invade Belgium' in his sleep.
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